it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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