Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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