Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
