yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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