Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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