nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
