We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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