oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
