Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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