Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
