Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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