Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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