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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.

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(480): View more from Arizona

So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today

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(913): View more from Kansas

Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.

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