But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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