he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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