The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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