Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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