it's too hot outside to masturbate.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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