Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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