What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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