dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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