i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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