I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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