But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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