you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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