Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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