I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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