I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
two words: eviction party
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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