I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
