i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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