your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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