I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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