Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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