they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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