question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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