sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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