Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
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Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i now understand why vodka
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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