Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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