Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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