trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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