HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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