it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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