So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
