I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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