: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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