Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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