I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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