3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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