Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
