Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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