3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
