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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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